This so is not what I wanted to do.

Just called TX Workforce Commission because I decided to break down and see if I can file for unemployment. On their web site it says that you may be eligible if you moved to be with your husband or wife. But now I have to call IL, which I am sure is going to be 10,000 times more annoying than calling Texas.

I just want a job. As a planner. Hopefully making no more than $10K less than I made in Chicago. I am trying to be nice to the universe. Please universe, send it back to me.

All I can think of is Jen Lancaster in Bitter is the New Black when she's like "I can't file for unemployment, I'm a Republican".

Off to try to call IL. Yeah.